Ask-Darunia-Goron
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Darunia by smackfoo
yes I have darungia. there was NOTHING enjoyable about it. her insides were lined with sharp rocks. how are your people not extinct?

Well that’s…a disturbing thought, I must say! *chuckles heavily* You and one of my people? That’s madness, Ganondorf! Eh, I’d best get the image out of my head.
And that’s because that’s one thing you don’t know about Gorons. We are GOOD lovers. Ah ha ha!

....What happened Darunia? ...-looks around uneasily- how am I back in the Chamber of Sages? ....

It’s a long story. -chuckles heartily- But more importantly, are you alright, Impa?

Hello Darunia, I really hope you enjoyed the celebration!

Hello there, Princess Zelda. -chuckles warmly- I highly enjoyed the celebration! Thank you for such a great evening. And best birthday wishes to you. 

Gonna watch me some fireworks! Haha

Gonna go to Hyrule field tonight and meet some of my brothers there and watch the display of fireworks! Any of you brother or sister Sages care to join me? -chuckles heavily-

-Darunia 

Come back to the Chamber of Sages, Darunia -smiles-

Sure, little sister. -laughs- But whats the occation? -laughs heartily-

Hey Darunia! Looks like you've made one of these things too. Heh!

Hey little sister! Haha! Yeah, Saria kinda persuaded me into making one!  Ruto’s got one too, y’know? Kinda like a craze, isnt it? -laughs heartly-

Look, your in it! :D Love ImAnnonymousMwah

Hey Darunia! 8D I found a vidy of you :3 What do youze think? :3 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDQ5rabk67s

Haha! First off, I love your name! Cracks me up! -chuckles heavily-

Second, my brother, that video is hillarious! Poor Link eh? ..Come to think of it now…I did nearly knock him out before…hmm….**prehaps thats why he ran….** Hm…

oh dear goddesses, the rock thing is here.

Well thats a fine hello, isnt it? -chuckles heavily- At least I’m not you right now, imprisioned in that damned Realm. “The rock thing” can still crush you remember, Ganondorf. Ha, ha! Theres nothing wrong with being a Goron, Mr imprisioned Demon. -smacks the back of you, laughing heavily-

Drunk and tierd…not great at all!

Uuuuuugh…goodnight all! Hitting my chamber now!